I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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