Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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