The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sorry about my life...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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