the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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