All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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