she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
there was a trapeze. enough said
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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