I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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