Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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