We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You need Xanax blowdarts
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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