I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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