Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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