He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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birth control should be required to get into college
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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