Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she smelled like a LAN party
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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