party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Someone signed my nipple.
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