I got her a Nickelback box set.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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