im about as happy as oj after his trial
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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