Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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