I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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