now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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