I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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