Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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