wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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