piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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