I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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