if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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