Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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