Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you traded sex for a burrito?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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