Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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