So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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