He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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