Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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