I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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