We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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