The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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