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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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