You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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