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• (718): View more from New York

  You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

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  she has no idea

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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• (646): View more from New York

  just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".

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• (619): View more from California

  I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.

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