I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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