You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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