Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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