i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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