so explain again why im purple
no
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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