then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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