Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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