WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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