So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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