Plan B is the new Plan A
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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