Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just tell him i said nine months
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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