There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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