duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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