come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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