He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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