East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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