Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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