My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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