I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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